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Every entertainment review on The Cainage Critique. Click an icon on the left to go to each category.

Reviews

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Films

The original posts that started The Cainage Critique. Running on the following scale...

 

  5/5 Stars: Exceptional             4.5/5 Stars: Brilliant

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  4/5 Stars: Great                      3.5/5 Stars: Good

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     3/5 Stars: Fair                      2.5/5 Stars: Mediocre

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2/5 Stars: Disappointing          1.5/5 Stars: Bad

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   1/5 Stars: Terrible                   0/5 Stars: Abysmal

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Games

Analytical reviews of video games long after their release on the scale...

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10/10: Exceptional

9/10: Brilliant

8/10: Great

7/10: Good

6/10: Fair

5/10: Average

4/10: Poor

3/10: Bad

2/10: Terrible

1/10: Abysmal

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TV

I take a look at the latest small-screen franchises, using the same scale as films...

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5/5 Stars: Exceptional

4.5/5 Stars: Brilliant

4/5 Stars: Great

3.5/5 Stars: Good

3/5 Stars: Fair

2.5/5 Stars: Mediocre

2/5 Stars: Disappointing

1.5/5 Stars: Bad

1/5 Stars: Terrible

0/5 Stars: Abysmal

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Books

Infrequent thoughts on books both fiction and non-fiction. These reviews can also be found on GoodReads, which uses a 5-Star system. On this blog though, things are simpler...

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Recommended?

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Yes/Maybe/No

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Music

Relatively new to the blog, I have a crack at reviewing new album releases, which brings a new ranking system...

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Grade A: The best of the best; albums which have a very strong variety of tracks while also taking some ambitious steps into new territory.

 

Grade B: A great album with a variety of tracks while also maintaining the artist's strengths. They're only missing that spark of ambition to expand into other areas and diversify their reach.

 

Grade C: A decent album which gives what you'd expect from the artist but either ends up feeling quite samey whether it's a lack of variety in the album or too many similarities to the previous release.

 

Grade D: A lackluster offering which doesn't do enough to showcase the artist's talents, be it basic themes, compositions or an overall lack of effort.

 

Grade F: The weakest albums of the bunch; records that pander too much to the latest irksome trends in the music industry and come off as incredibly uninspired.

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